1000 years ago there was a terrible war, and everyone was dying.
Marceline, a young half-demon, was left alone on earth.
Simon Petrikov, an antiquarian, was battling the evil of a cursed crown that had saved his life at a terrible cost….
Photoshop In life.
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I’m sorry but this is just cool.
what the hell?! why doesn’t this have more notes?!
Oh my god.
what
I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUSS WAS ABOUT D:
It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.
So without further…
so I’m on the subway and I overhear these people and one yells “DAMN NIGGA GIVE ME THE MONEY” and another was like “I’LL FUCK YOU UP RIGHT HERE BRUH YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT” and the other yelled “DAMN SON YOU KNOW HE SELLS THE BEST IN TOWN” and the first dude opens up a box and im thinking holy shit are they really about to do this right now and he reaches into the box and he pulls out fucking yugioh cards and they spend the rest of the ride trading cards and discussing deck types and I am just so done oh my god
“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“
“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”
“Not yet Ferb.”
i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”
he says ”not yet.”
as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace
